Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Quote Of The Day

ivycurlz : "Sweet Babay Jesus on the summer sun"

Friday, March 19, 2010

Psycho Ramblings From The Overworked And Underpaid : Volume 7

ivycurlz: dammit
carey bros is in austin right now
lets go!
hes going to rudy's bbq then over to the tap room

butterfly: um i know!
my friend jaime saw him last night
so jealous!

ivycurlz: omg
can we peeease go?

butterfly: *ivycurlz*! we can't go you weirdo

ivycurlz: why not?

butterfly: um because we are broke and won't have a place to stay and it's crazy there right now

ivycurlz: you place yourself in the car and put it in drive
you have 1988210103 friends

butterfly: i am going to kick you
so what
and no i don't have that many friends

ivycurlz: surely one of the lives in austin

butterfly: several live in austin

ivycurlz: ?
ok then?

butterfly: *natorchen*'s down there right now too
as you know

ivycurlz: uh so you were saying we didnt have anywhere to stay?

butterfly: that doesn't escape the fact that i am broke and i'm not going to stalk cary
even though i love him
i stalk him enough with his fb posts

ivycurlz: uh
if we happen to be in the same bar as him that really doesnt make us stalkers

butterfly: HAHAHAHA
well we would go to the tap or whatever it's called
that is stalking because we know he's there
it's not like oh wow guess who just walked in

ivycurlz: oh well of course he would KNOW that

butterfly: then i could molest him and be ok with it

ivycurlz: oh theres *butterfly*, she must be stalking me cause shes here
and that guy over there, and that girl over there, and the waiter who is serving me

butterfly: *IVYCURLZ*
he would know i'm stalking him because i wouldn't get off of his leg

ivycurlz: *BUTTERFLY*
humpin carys leg
humpty humpt

butterfly: it's a reality sister

ivycurlz: yo sister
go sister
soul sister
hey sister

butterfly: you have officially cracked out. you need to go home.

ivycurlz: hi cary could you hold still? Im trying to hump your leg
ok thank you

butterfly: copy and paste this whole convo for me and send in an email will you?

ivycurlz: um ok

butterfly: stupid *messenger service* has jacked it up

ivycurlz: are you going to send this convo to him? That would be awesome

butterfly: no fruitcake - i'm posting it under our psycho ramblings
tick tock tick tock i'm waiting
butterfly sent a Buzz!

ivycurlz: yo mama waiting
i think you should send him this in an email on FB
he would prolly think it was hysterical
cuase he seems like he has a sense of humor

butterfly: he would probably ban us from coming within 30 feet of him ever or attending any of his shows.

ivycurlz: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
he wouldnt
he would think it was funny
then be like WHOA these chicks seem funny
i am going to hire them
and we can quit our jobs
and see him everyday
the end

butterfly: i really wonder how your brain comes up with these things sometimes

ivycurlz: im pretty sure my mom did alot of drugs when she was preggers with me
i have no other explanation

butterfly: well that explains a lot then

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Stop Touching Me

conversation between ivycurlz and a fella up here at work.

"i would appreciate it if you would stop touching me."

ivycurlz: "If you give me a hug I will give you a 24 hour restraining order against myself."


ok i am going on my soapbox again for just a moment. pardon me please...

so as a lot of you know out there, i was in an on-again off-again relationship with someone for 5 years. and in the off times, i had dated some other people here and there...nothing panned out.
i went through a heartbreak with this person in august of '09. it was pretty tough to get over, but i made it through and have completely overcome it.

i tried to date a couple of months after and i realized it was too soon. went out on a few dates. no biggy.

so, why when i have met someone that i really like and am falling for in the most amazing way, do these other guys come out of the woodwork? i kid you not, in the last 3-4 days, i have gotten texts from 4 different guys that i don't talk to on a regular's like they sense that shit. i want to tell them all to f - off, but that would be entirely too mean of me and i'm just not that type of person. but i sure am thinking it. one even had the audacity to say "what have you gotten yourself into? i've been waiting for you!" WHAT?!?! you haven't spoken to me in months and once you find out that i am seeing someone, i get that? wow. just wow. so, i tell you what boys, you had your chance, you blew it or it just didn't work out...i've met someone and i'm going for it. see ya.

it's about damn time i deserve some happiness and have someone treat me with love and respect as i will do the same.

*end soap box.

adios for now.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Psycho Ramblings From The Overworked And Underpaid : Volume 6

ok so my last posting of one of these was oh...10 months ago. ha! i'm a slacker. sorry.

butterfly: christopher cross is on

ivycurlz: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

butterfly: when you get lost between the moon and new york cityyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

butterfly: how do you get lost between the moon and new york city? was he high?

butterfly: lol

ivycurlz: i think we should email him and ask him to play at the WWF

butterfly: uh

butterfly: lol

ivycurlz: wha?

ivycurlz: WFF

ivycurlz: not WWF

butterfly: WWF made it funny....what is WFF?

ivycurlz: when you get caught between my coooololoooooo

butterfly: oh wildflower festival

butterfly: lol