Friday, July 31, 2009

For.The.Love.Of.Pete.

so i woke up this morning with this song immediately in my head and it still has yet to stray.

"HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!"

yes, the same one by the scorpions.

why on earth? i have been asking myself that same question all morning. so just thought i would share.

maybe it has something to do with the fact that TODAY IS MY LAST DAY of work and i'm off for an entire week! going to NAWLINS with my sweetie. i.can't.freakin.wait.

i will be back soon with lots-o-pics to share.

ciao my lovely blog friends!

Monday, July 27, 2009

Top 5 Funniest Fake Facebook Pages

dude.

funniest shit i have seen in a long time. i am still laughing hysterically. it's out of control.

Top 5 Funniest Fake Facebook Pages

Jesus' Facebook Page

Facebook Passover

Facebook Pages We'd Like To See

Friday, July 24, 2009

Welcome to The Twilight Zone


butterfly : ok so i had to share this
me and ivycurlz went down to get muffins in the basement down here
and the little chinese guy is like "merry christmas!" with a big smile on his face
we are like uhhhhhhhhh
and they are playing white christmas, then it went to another christmas song
ON THE RADIO STATION (no it's not a cd)
i felt like i was in the twilight zone

the davish one :WTF?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's AWESOME!

butterfly : then of course ivycurlz is singing at the top of her lungs
tell her merry christmas
:P

the davish one : just did... this ought to be funny

butterfly : oh it will be. and she's UBER hyper today on top of it
the davish one : she writes " Santas comin early!'
LMFAO!!!

butterfly : christmas in july maybe?
doo doo doo doo
wtf
that was very bizarre
the davish one : twilight zone time!

butterfly : if this is a sign of how my day is going to go, i don't know if i should be scared or just go with it
LOL

the davish one : Trust me, just go with it...

butterfly : will do then
this should be interesting...

the davish one : Exactly!! God knew you needed a visit from the Cosmic Jester!
(especially after yesterday!)

butterfly : you ain't lying ;)

the davish one : ivycurlz needs your help in picking out office supplies to gift to your santa singing friend downstairs...

butterfly : HAHAHAH this is hysterical
too bad we don't have any red staplers
:P
the davish one : I KNOW! That's totaly what I was thinking...http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/supplies/61b7/

Saturday, July 18, 2009

~ New Necklaces ~

i've been a busy bee today whippin up these beauties ~ check em out ~


more HERE


Wednesday, July 15, 2009

zoe&zac


for those of you that know me know that i certainly am not a shoe person. if it were up to me i would be wearing flip flops or barefeet 365 days out of the year. unfortunately my place of employment doesn't allow either of these, so i have to compromise. i have a couple of pairs of shoes that i wear to work. and they are comfy. and i like them well enough.


i stopped in payless shoes tonight on my way back from my shopping adventure at whole foods and i found these cuties to wear to work. i was iffy on getting them, but then once i read about how green this company is...well...i caved. :)


Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Burning In The Pits of HELL

photo courtesy of photobucket

ok so i know the title is a little abrasive, but seriously folks. this is beyond ridiculous. i think we should take this as a sign.

this summer in our great state of texas is out of control! and by out of control, i mean OUT OF CONTROL.

being the nature loving, hippie gal that i am, i try to make the best of things...but this is excruciating. it's too hot to even go to the pool! the pool water is so warm it's like you are taking a luke warm bath in 150 degree weather on top of that. yuk.

you know it's bad when you walk outside and you instantly can't breath and feel the fire all over your skin.

we've had some bad summers, but this one is definitely a doozy. last summer amazingly wasn't so bad, i think it only got over 100 degrees for a couple of weeks...which is nothing considering the rate we are headed in this one.

i got a giggle on a comment of a friend of mine's facebook last night asking if we had air conditioning down here in texas. holy crikey...could you imagine life without it here? not to mention all of the heat related deaths we have EVEN with air conditioning.

just the forecast for today alone from a local news station :

Noon : 99 degrees, Sunny
Detail : Heat advisory until 7pm tonight
Winds : S 10-15mph

5pm : 105 degrees, Sunny
Detail : Sunny and very hot. Heat advisory continues
Winds : S 10-15mph

uh, so not only are we burning in the pits of hell, but with NO wind on top of it. shoot me now.

so with all of this said, i am going to be going against my hippie nature this summer and continue to stay in the air conditioner so i don't #1, fry like an egg and #2, develop the worst kind of skin cancer known to man. not to mention the million dollar electricity bill.

this blows.

SOS - send some northern winds...pronto.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Weekend in Pictures

our sleeping bella on friday night :


gorgeous flowers at the pool:


ladybug's masterpiece:



gift by me to my boss' new baby girl :


gift by me to ladybug's baby sister:




crack monkey's creation for the ladybug :



our new windchimes :



ah, tranquility :

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Buggiter. (My version of Bugger)

well, plans for a new braunfels / austin weekend fell through unfortunately. we are replanning for mid-late august. mark my words, it WILL happen. haha.

so instead, crack monkey and i have converted our plans into a girls weekend with the ladybug filled with much pool time, some good chick flicks and some artsy fartsy creativeness.

i will be most sure to take photos from our fun weekend and post them for your viewing pleasure.

until then, i bid you adu (more than likely) cuz i'm busy as hell at work. (i know you are shocked by that news).

ciao bellos and bellas!

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

KITTY KLASS

it's dangerous inside our heads at times....


butterfly : do you like my cuter booter tiger?
ivycurlz : awwww yes
thats adoreable
butterfly : i want a tiger *ivycurlz*
ivycurlz : lol
when i win the lotto i will buy you one fo sho
butterfly : sweet. i will have to have a house with a lot
of land so it can roam around
and sleep with me in bed at night. cuddles!
hehehe
ivycurlz : okk ok i buy you a big house too
with lots of land
butterfly : i love yew
look at my tiger...don't you just want to squeeze him and give him
big kisses?
then he will bite our faces off
no he's too young for that.
give him another 3 months or so,
then he will bite our faces off.
rawr.
ivycurlz : not till hes older
he will lick our faces
butterfly : i want him
ivycurlz : then in about 6 months
butterfly : i love hims
ivycurlz : eat our faces
butterfly : nom nom
that's what i can do,
i will raise them until they get to the age of biting my face off,
then send them off into the wild and keep them from being
endangered
ivycurlz : lol you gonna teach them to hunt
butterfly : sure! LOL
ivycurlz : hahah okdeokkkeee
here eat my arm and my leg
come catch me tiger
rargggh
butterfly : i think i'm seriously going to consider this.
move to india or somewhere and start my own wild tiger rescue
raise the cubs until they start scratching my face, then
let them go off into the wild.
sounds like a plan to me
ivycurlz : omg lets go
im in
butterfly : i would love to do that with you
ivycurlz : omg that would be the most perfect job ever
butterfly : let's do it
ivycurlz : live out in the wilderness
butterfly : and cuddle with tiger cubs all day
ivycurlz : have tons of land
feed them giant bottles of milk
butterfly : maybe we could throw in a few elephants too
and giraffes
but we can specialize in the tigers
LMAO
ivycurlz : eeeh
elephant poo is bigger than me
giraffes yes
butterfly : ew you are right.
let's stick with the tigers
ivycurlz : maybe some black panthers
butterfly : ooh yah
ivycurlz : they are pretty
or lionesses
butterfly : let's just do big cats in general
ivycurlz : YES
big cat india farm
butterfly : "IVYCURLZ AND BUTTERFLY'S BIG KITTY
RESCUE"
then undernearth it will say "rawr"
ivycurlz : LOL i love it!!!
lets call it KITTY KLASS
Klass for K*, L* and S* and S*
LOL
butterfly : ooooh that's GOOOOOOOOOD
ivycurlz : lmfao!!
butterfly : we will have to be extra careful with the girls
to make sure they don't get their faces eaten early
ivycurlz : it was stoopid but funny
butterfly : cuz they will be all up in their faces
LOL
ivycurlz : they can wear hockey masks
butterfly : perfect
ivycurlz : doooo dooo dooot doood ooodd
pink ones
lol
butterfly : that might scare the little kitties
ivycurlz : so they dont look scary
butterfly : lol yah
ivycurlz : weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
oh what fun
butterfly : i am ready. let's go.
i am assuming we need to capital or some loans
to get started on this venture of ours got any connections
with the mob?
ivycurlz : um well i did have uncle vinny
but hes 6 feet under now bad drug deal
butterfly : blast!
ivycurlz :we could knock over a bank here in the states
have pre-paid airline tickets
jump straight on the plane
and head to india
never get us there
butterfly : i like the way your mind works.
ivycurlz : when do you want to go eat?
butterfly : wheneva. do you have your lunchy here?
ivycurlz : yep!
found it stuffed in the back of the freezer
butterfly : let me finish posting our good idea to blogger, then i'll
be ready
:P
ivycurlz : lmfao!!!
omg
well maybe someone rich will read it and want to sponsor us
butterfly : you never know
ivycurlz : that would be
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butterfly : "now accepting donations"
lol
ivycurlz : kids, were moving to india
lol!!
butterfly : on that note, let's eat!

Thursday, July 02, 2009