The Best 9 Seconds on the Internet

i found this via a metafilter thread. i thought it was completely idiotic when i saw it the first 2 times. i have since watched it 5 more times and now i can't stop laughing. and i can't get that laugh out of my head. what do ya'll think?


via videosift.com

Don't Tax My Gig So Hard Core, Cruster!

i'm in a fantabulous mood today and i'm not gonna let anyone ruin that! :) :) :) :)

i used to have a friend that i worked with (we are still friends), but we were attached at the hip and everyone would call us "will and grace"....cuz...we were.

so i emailed him this morning to check in with him....

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me: just checkin to see if you are alive over there. DOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

him: Hey I need to talk to you, I been thinking bout ya, and I’m fixin to make a change, if you know what I mean.

me: you've all of a sudden decided you are straight and you are madly in love with me?!??!! i'm flattered. HAHAHAHHA kidding. you want me to call you after worky tonight?

him: You wish, biatch! Lol Making a salary change if you know what I mean. Call me tonight baby!

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god how i miss him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brand New Motivational Posters

from a forwarded email i received this morning:

Friday laugh-a-lot

via metafilter

"Say what you will about Bush, but I've never felt that he's insulted my intelligence

That's because he's dumber than you. And pretty much everybody else. And some household cleaning supplies.

posted by cashman at 10:47am on February 29"

Laugh of the day

Laura says: blodlelelele
Aude Yo mama says: bnebnekbaibe
Aude Yo mama says: thats german for "blodlelelele"
Laura says: did you hock up a loogie in that one?
Aude Yo mama says: i hocked up yo mama
Aude Yo mama says: then out her out on the streets to make me some $$
Laura says: ewwwwwwwwww
Laura says: hahahah
Aude Yo mama says: shes a hocked hooker
Aude Yo mama says: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Aude Yo mama says: did you just grab my butt?
Laura says: lol
Laura says: no
Aude Yo mama says: whatever
Aude Yo mama says: i saw you
Laura says: i've been at my desk you freaky deak
Aude Yo mama says: you look like a cup of hot chocolate today and im gonna drink you
Aude Yo mama says: NO
Aude Yo mama says: u WERE at the water holey oh
Laura says: lol

Because it makes work fun

Laura says:
have you ever noticed that the closing dept has a stinch of puberty / testostrone to it?
Laura says:
yuk
Laura says:
like a teenage boys bedroom
St. German says:
ummmm
St. German says:
no
St. German says:
you have a wierd nose
St. German says:
what is my "smell"?
St. German says:
ass?
St. German says:
lmao
Laura says:
lol
Laura says:
nooooooooooooo
St. German says:
they are all like 20 over there
St. German says:
running the place
Laura says:
i have a super sensitive nose
St. German says:
and im the old lady
St. German says:
working as a f'ing assistant
Laura says:
that's why it smells like a teenage boys bedroom
Laura says:
duh
Laura says:
you know what i mean when you smell something and it smells like "recess" from when you were a kid?
St. German says:
yessss
Laura says:
see i'm not that weird
St. German says:
katlin sometimes smells like cafeteria/sweat
Laura says:
lol
Laura says:
or like when you walk into subway and pick up your order and you walk out with that "subway" smell
Laura says:
fresh baked bread
Laura says:
lol
St. German says:
um well you smell stuff nobody else would
St. German says:
sweet
St. German says:
so if i walk into a room full of midgets, will i smell like one?
Laura says:
yes, i know. i am a little weird then. just a little.
St. German says:
casue that would be AWESOME
Laura says:
LOL midgets don't smell
St. German says:
yeah
St. German says:
well thats why i like you
St. German says:
they dont?
St. German says:
i smell but midgets dont?
Laura says:
dummy - they don't have a "certain smell"
Laura says:
like the closing dept - if you walked back there for 30 minutes and walked back out you would probably smell like a teenage boys room too
St. German says:
thats hot
Laura says:
that would make me throw up in my mouth
Laura says:
a LOT
St. German says:
i want to smell like a hot teen boy
Laura says:
lol you are a freak show
Laura says:
i am so putting this convo in my blog. you are gonna be a celebrity again.
St. German says:
SWEEEEET
St. German says:
I will have to start doing autographs
if you keep it up
St. German says:
and i can charge $5 each
St. German says:
then pay my horrific speeding ticket
St. German says:
and go into midget porn
St. German says:
then i will smell like a sexy midget
Laura says:
um...yahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Laura says:
haha

Today's Friday giggle

well, actually it's from yesterday, but i didn't see it until today, so deal....

Organic Batter Blaster via Metafilter post

Happy Halloweeny - Jason & Michael square off

Michael Myers says:
when you wanna go to lunch?
Jason Voorhees says:
in a million years
Jason Voorhees says:
after i chop up this body...hang on
Michael Myers says:
well jason, you wont live that long
Jason Voorhees says:
apparently i have through 36 sequels
Jason Voorhees says:
so suck it
Michael Myers says:
suck m left biotch
Michael Myers says:
my left nut
Michael Myers says:
dammit
Jason Voorhees says:
in fact didn't i win in our stand off?
Michael Myers says:
my bloody left nut
Jason Voorhees says:
oh wait...did we have a stand off or was that just freddy vs. jason?
Michael Myers says:
no you died biotch!!!!
Michael Myers says:
freddy and jason
Jason Voorhees says:
whatever. yo mama
Michael Myers says:
no we didnt
Michael Myers says:
but if we did
Michael Myers says:
your ass would be toast
Michael Myers says:
yo mama ate my left bloody nut
Michael Myers says:
http://www.angryalien.com/0605/freddyjasonbuns.asp

Michael Myers just sent you a nudge.

Michael Myers says:
wake up biotch head

You have just sent a nudge.

Michael Myers says:
where yo wanna go eat?
Michael Myers says:
daja has 5 bucks
Michael Myers says:
so like mickey d's or taco hell or taco bueno or chicfila
Michael Myers says:
whatchoo want

Harry Potter's buying a house!

it truly is the little things in life.....