Jesus Built My Hot Rod

ivycurlz: 4 missing after sinkhole swallows Quebec home
the earth is eating us
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37085694/ns/world_news-americas/
butterfly: sweeeeeeeeeeeet baby jesus with a thumb up his nose
ivycurlz: sweeeeet baby jesus got a rumble in his belly
hungry for humannzzz
jesus is a zombie
jesus built my hot rod
butterfly: i forgot to tell you happy zombie jesus day on easter
ivycurlz: its a love affair mainly between jesus and my hot rod, yeah fuck it
butterfly: i wanted to post that on my fb, but i was afraid too many people would get offended
stupid people. jesus was a funny guy.
ivycurlz: i would be offended
weeeeeeeeeeee
butterfly: i know you would...you were the one i was worried about
wheeeeeeeeeeee
zombie jesus
ivycurlz: he was prolly the class clown
silly jesus
pranks are for april 1st

My Dinosaur Ate Your Jesus Fish

butterfly: "we can't all do big arms!"
in other news, the earth is eating us. literally.
i think the apocalypse has begun.
crackmonkey: "and those squirrels would be COVERED in makeup"
and i think you're right
butterfly: and to make you laugh...
http://rlv.zcache.com/dinosaur_eats_jesus_fish_sticker-p217246112849752257qjcl_400.jpg
crackmonkey: lol

More Banter

crackmonkey: i'm so mad. can't get that damn song out of my head now
butterfly: you think that's bad.... i keep getting flashes of "arthur" in my head
crackmonkey: LOL
butterfly: dudley moore
wtf
crackmonkey: ugliest leading man ever
and shortest
butterfly: indeed.

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crackmonkey: how'd you like to have this for a last name: (website hidden)
butterfly: oh my god
it's your new russian name
*crackmonkey* szafranski
crackmonkey: LMAO
ms. szafranski needs her vodkas
butterfly: LOLOLOL
i wonder if the other parents will look at me funny if i bring a roadie to ladybug's game tonight
crackmonkey: SNORT
awesome
put it in a paper bag
butterfly: classy
crackmonkey: nah, just put it in a taco bell cup. i read on TFLN that the biggest size taco bell cup can fit a whole bottle of wine
butterfly: see you learn things on that site
highly educational
crackmonkey: exactly

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butterfly: total
eclipse
of
the
heart
*jazz hands*
crackmonkey: ok, this is a serious question now:
why. do. you. hate. me???
butterfly: not sure if you noticed or not, but i am having fun tormenting you with songs today
atleast i haven't rick rolled you
....yet.
muahahahahaha

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crackmonkey: hate you
butterfly: what?
why?
:p
crackmonkey: you just rick rolled me by phone!
i didn't know that was possible!
butterfly: LOL! classic

The Moon and New York City

butterfly: i have a question
exactly how do you caught between the moon and new york city?
is that even possible?
crackmonkey: you bitch
butterfly: LMAO!!!!!!!
i <3 you
no but in all seriousness....for real? was he on LSD when he wrote this song?
crackmonkey: maybe he was on a plane
i've been stuck between the moon and new york city before
butterfly: ohhhhhhhhhh
that makes total sense now
thank you for the enlightenment
crackmonkey: that's what i'm here for
butterfly: i found it kind of hard to believe that christopher cross was on any mind altering drugs.
i mean...it's christopher cross
crackmonkey: thejonesey: what i wanna know is why is the owner of a broken heart so much better than an owner of a lonely heart?
butterfly: LOL!

The Death of Stupid

this conversation comes after i found out about a group on facebook that is 'praying' for the death of president obama....over 1 million fans, mind you.

(insert banter, general cussing and mention of quitting the human race)

butterfly: i am going to create a facebook page called "praying for the death of all stupid"
and a picture with BIG ARMS
AND big hands
crackmonkey: and jazz hands
"praying for darwin's theory to working faster"
work, not working
see? i'm one of the stupids
butterfly: LMAO! i so love you

Jeff, the God of Biscuits

go ahead and try and make ANY sense of this conversation...LOL

butterfly: so when i laid down to go to sleep last night i was laughing hysterically for some reason "do you have a flag?" came into my head and i couldn't stop laughing.
i need help
crackmonkey: i'm laughing about you laughing about "do you have a flag?"
big arms
we can't all do big arms!
butterfly: oh my god i am laughing so hard right now
we need to have a wine/eddie night soon
crackmonkey: yes please
i have bought that dvd 3 times. and each time was for someone else
butterfly: and we can have the lovers pizza guy deliver us a pizza. "oh i missa your house. and i poke badgers with spoons"
crackmonkey: jeff the god of biscuits!
butterfly: LOL
i just read this conversation and pictured someone else reading it and the deer in headlights look on their face made me laugh even harder
crackmonkey: oh totally
WTF are these chicks talking about?
they need help
butterfly: pretty sure we would get that comment 80% of the time
crackmonkey: yeah, you're right
"L" cracked me up with Fo yesterday
butterfly: the other 20% is being all serious at work and shit
LOL
i know and she was probably like "what?"
lol
crackmonkey: i know!
butterfly: sure it was a typo to her, but to us....
crackmonkey: did she just tell me to f.o.???
butterfly: LOL
crackmonkey: unfortunately her hubby doesn't do iphone apps
boo
i could've gotten him a jobby job
butterfly: then they would have to move back here!
wheeeeeeeee
crackmonkey: well...no. either denver or phoenix. :I
butterfly: oh well hell
lol
those are both closer than wisCANson
crackmonkey: LOL
ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh
i think i ate bad sushi yesterday
butterfly: SEE!
crackmonkey: my tummy is JACKED
butterfly: sushi=bad
crackmonkey: it was from a grocery store, doof
not a smart choice
butterfly: still something sketchy about raw fish
crackmonkey: yummy
butterfly: you are yuk
crackmonkey: my tummy is yuk
butterfly: that too
crackmonkey: i totally missed a great yer momma up there
yer momma sketchy
butterfly: ha! you did!

Today's Baby Jesus Quote

ivycurlz: weeeeeeeeeeeee babay jessusususu moonwalking to the safety dance
sssss
aaaaa
fffff
eeeee
tttt
yyyyy
ssaffeety dance

Hot Mess

butterfly: can you please find someone a little more local?
k thanks
:p
crackmonkey: no shit
he's talking about moving to dallas :I
before we started talking, that is
butterfly: well...that's a start :) :)
crackmonkey: too soon!
too soon!
too soon!
butterfly: well not FOR you... he was going to anyway right?
if he does atleast he would be close enough so ya'll can hang and get to know each other
sheesh
crackmonkey: yes. still, even talking to him feels TOO SOON!
butterfly: what's the harm in that?
:p
well if it feels too soon then don't do it
but you are doing it...
so....
crackmonkey: i know. ugh. i am a hot mess
butterfly: we all are
besides how can you define "too soon"?
sometimes meeting someone is the best way to get over someone else
off topic, john cusack totally tweets like he acts
horribly cute
and another thing...i don't know about this twatter business
it has managed to give me a headache...too overwhelming.
hehe
crackmonkey: oh whatever. i'll give you a tutorial. i really only use it a couple times a week, but check the ones i follow every day
butterfly: cafe brazil in deep ellum is serving apple chipotle chili as soup of the day. damnit! damn the beef! if it was turkey chili i would be all over that!
crackmonkey: YUM
i bet we could find a recipe and sub turkey
butterfly: oooooooooooooooh
gonna note that on my things to do list
good reason to make a big batch of it and have all of our non-commital friends come to dinner
we could make a drinking game out of guessing who will show
crackmonkey: yup - at my new casa!
we'll be eating chili for days
butterfly: LMAO!
we are ridiculous
crackmonkey: i know
so are they though
butterfly: good point
crackmonkey: they still act like 22 year olds
butterfly: it's like benjamin button. they are aging in reverse
well...
crackmonkey: LOL
butterfly: well...
not true because they didn't start out old, wise and mature
crackmonkey: if they were aging into brad pitt, that'd be ok
butterfly: LOL!!!!

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more at PING!

Can't.Stop.Laughing.

i so love the onion.

U.S. Government: We Have Not Forgotten About Osaka Binn Rogen

Manshack

butterfly : So this new file I picked up to underwrite – last name “Manshack”

LOLOLOL

ivycurlz : LOL!!!!!!!!! Is he married? Cause that would be awesome to be Mrs. Manshack!

butterfly : Yes they are.

Manshack…baby manshack. Folks linin up outside just to get dowwwwwwwwwwn.

ivycurlz : Everybodys grooving everybodys movin baby

meggers : Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin roof. Rusty!

farls : I got me a car it fits about 20 so come on and bring your juke box money.......

butterfly : The Manshack is a little ol’ place where…we can get togetherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

ivycurlz : Manshack baby! Manshaaackk, that’s where its aaattt manshackkkk that’s where its aaatt

Randomonium

so i had some time to kill this afternoon after i had finished working and i starting going through my blog and skimming through all of my old posts. it's so fun to read them to see how much you have changed/grown and on the other hand, how you've stayed just the same.

i know i haven't been posting much. i'm just at a stage in my life that i've taken a step back from the blogging world. who knows if it's permanent or if i'll pick it back up and run with it again. it's just where i am now.

life is blissful - i turned 34 this year and my little ladybug is growing up so fast.

ciao for now ~ butterfly

End of The Week Banter

butterfly: off topic - i still want to check out the gospel brunch there at some point in my lifetime

natorchen: hehe ok

natorchen: you just gotta pick a day when you don't have soccer and peal your ass off tha couch

butterfly: yer mom

natorchen: that just read like "fuck off"

butterfly: we've known each other way too long

butterfly: :P

natorchen: hehehe

I *heart* gmail

silly gmail. tricks are for kids.

Today's vowel outage

Quote Of The Day

ivycurlz : "Sweet Babay Jesus on the summer sun"

PHISH in 3D - in theaters April 30th

HOLY MOLY!!!!!!!!


Phish 3D film due out April 30th

Psycho Ramblings From The Overworked And Underpaid : Volume 7

ivycurlz: dammit
carey bros is in austin right now
lets go!
hes going to rudy's bbq then over to the tap room

butterfly: um i know!
my friend jaime saw him last night
so jealous!

ivycurlz: omg
can we peeease go?

butterfly: *ivycurlz*! we can't go you weirdo

ivycurlz: why not?

butterfly: um because we are broke and won't have a place to stay and it's crazy there right now

ivycurlz: you place yourself in the car and put it in drive
you have 1988210103 friends

butterfly: i am going to kick you
so what
and no i don't have that many friends

ivycurlz: surely one of the lives in austin

butterfly: several live in austin

ivycurlz: ?
ok then?

butterfly: *natorchen*'s down there right now too
LMAO!
as you know

ivycurlz: uh so you were saying we didnt have anywhere to stay?

butterfly: that doesn't escape the fact that i am broke and i'm not going to stalk cary
even though i love him
i stalk him enough with his fb posts

ivycurlz: uh
if we happen to be in the same bar as him that really doesnt make us stalkers

butterfly: HAHAHAHA
well we would go to the tap or whatever it's called
that is stalking because we know he's there
weirdo
it's not like oh wow guess who just walked in

ivycurlz: oh well of course he would KNOW that

butterfly: then i could molest him and be ok with it

ivycurlz: oh theres *butterfly*, she must be stalking me cause shes here
and that guy over there, and that girl over there, and the waiter who is serving me

butterfly: *IVYCURLZ*
he would know i'm stalking him because i wouldn't get off of his leg

ivycurlz: *BUTTERFLY*
lol
humpin carys leg
humpty humpt

butterfly: it's a reality sister

ivycurlz: yo sister
go sister
soul sister
hey sister

butterfly: you have officially cracked out. you need to go home.

ivycurlz: hi cary could you hold still? Im trying to hump your leg
ok thank you

butterfly: copy and paste this whole convo for me and send in an email will you?

ivycurlz: um ok

butterfly: stupid *messenger service* has jacked it up

ivycurlz: are you going to send this convo to him? That would be awesome

butterfly: no fruitcake - i'm posting it under our psycho ramblings
tick tock tick tock i'm waiting
butterfly sent a Buzz!

ivycurlz: yo mama waiting
i think you should send him this in an email on FB
he would prolly think it was hysterical
cuase he seems like he has a sense of humor

butterfly: he would probably ban us from coming within 30 feet of him ever or attending any of his shows.

ivycurlz: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
phht
he wouldnt
he would think it was funny
then be like WHOA these chicks seem funny
i am going to hire them
and we can quit our jobs
and see him everyday
the end

butterfly: i really wonder how your brain comes up with these things sometimes

ivycurlz: im pretty sure my mom did alot of drugs when she was preggers with me
i have no other explanation

butterfly: well that explains a lot then

Stop Touching Me

conversation between ivycurlz and a fella up here at work.

"i would appreciate it if you would stop touching me."

ivycurlz: "If you give me a hug I will give you a 24 hour restraining order against myself."

Really?!?

ok i am going on my soapbox again for just a moment. pardon me please...

so as a lot of you know out there, i was in an on-again off-again relationship with someone for 5 years. and in the off times, i had dated some other people here and there...nothing panned out.
i went through a heartbreak with this person in august of '09. it was pretty tough to get over, but i made it through and have completely overcome it.

i tried to date a couple of months after and i realized it was too soon. went out on a few dates. no biggy.

so, why when i have met someone that i really like and am falling for in the most amazing way, do these other guys come out of the woodwork? i kid you not, in the last 3-4 days, i have gotten texts from 4 different guys that i don't talk to on a regular basis...it's like they sense that shit. i want to tell them all to f - off, but that would be entirely too mean of me and i'm just not that type of person. but i sure am thinking it. one even had the audacity to say "what have you gotten yourself into? i've been waiting for you!" WHAT?!?! you haven't spoken to me in months and once you find out that i am seeing someone, i get that? wow. just wow. so, i tell you what boys, you had your chance, you blew it or it just didn't work out...i've met someone and i'm going for it. see ya.

it's about damn time i deserve some happiness and have someone treat me with love and respect as i will do the same.

*end soap box.

adios for now.

Psycho Ramblings From The Overworked And Underpaid : Volume 6

ok so my last posting of one of these was oh...10 months ago. ha! i'm a slacker. sorry.


butterfly: christopher cross is on

ivycurlz: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

butterfly: when you get lost between the moon and new york cityyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

butterfly: how do you get lost between the moon and new york city? was he high?

butterfly: lol

ivycurlz: i think we should email him and ask him to play at the WWF

butterfly: uh

butterfly: lol

ivycurlz: wha?

ivycurlz: WFF

ivycurlz: not WWF

butterfly: WWF made it funny....what is WFF?

ivycurlz: when you get caught between my coooololoooooo

butterfly: oh wildflower festival

butterfly: lol

1 killed in whale attack at SeaWorld’s Shamu Stadium

i'm not going to go too far off on my soapbox at the moment, but when i hear about WILD animals attacking and killing humans when we are forcing them in these small holding tanks like sea world and zoos, it makes me just want to say...YAH YOU DESERVE IT. these animals belong in the wild or in wildlife reserves...not holding tanks or cages and taught tricks for us.

ugh. *end soapbox*


1 killed in whale attack at SeaWorld’s Shamu Stadium

Tons of HANDMADE PATCHWORK clothing for sale!!!!

hey my blogger friends...

as much as it BREAKS MY HEART TO DO THIS (i am crushed, can you tell?), i have gone through my closet and have pulled out all of my beautiful patchwork clothing i have purchased over the years from some lovely talented mamas and i'm selling them on ebay as we speak. i haven't been able to wear them in years and i want another gorgeous mama to be able to wear these unique items and show them off!

i just listed them all today and they are 5 day auctions so if you are interested in picking up any of these beauties, please bring them into a good home and wear them proudly as i know i did!

~ lots of love ~

butterfly

EBAY SHOP HERE

LEARN TO WALK AWAY

My New Year's NON-Resolution

alright so every year i make resolutions...some i actually follow through with...others just fall flat on their faces.

with that said, i am only making 2 "NON-resolutions" this year. of course there are specifics that i want to accomplish/change, but i'm not going to do that this year.

2009 certainly wasn't a bad year for me, but it entailed many struggles and heartaches.

so for 2010...here is is.

1. BE HAPPY

2. release all negativity and things that bring negativity to my life

and i think that about does it.

wishing all my blogging world friends a beautiful and prosperous 2010!!!!

much love to all.

Songs of Faith and Devotion

i wanted to share something with my readers today. for those of you that know me personally, you know that music is a HUGE part of my life. music moves me in ways that nothing else on this earth can. music has helped me out of the darkest days of my life and also led me through the happiest moments in my life. and still does to this day. i have a very wide range of music tastes and have a list of musicians and music that have played a very big part in my life. if you were to ask me who my all time favorite band is that has had the most influence on me - it would be depeche mode. i have followed them since i was in junior high and been a devotional (no pun intended with the title) fan of theirs from the first time i heard the album "catching up with depeche mode". i still have this cassette tape. i've seen them in concert more than 10 times (i've lost count) and will continue to see them every chance i get.

i saw this tour in 1993 at a very tough time in my life. i was dating a very abusive guy who was 8 years older than me at the time and i remember going to this show with him. i was 17 then. i adored this album and at that time, i was struggling with my faith. something i have done since as far back as i can remember. i was lost for a very long time. i believed in God, i didn't believe in God, i believed in "something"...i was always questioning and so confused. i always believe there was something there - i never considered myself athiest...but i always considered myself agnostic.

it wasn't until a few years ago that my faith truly started coming to me. that i was finally building a relationship with God. i continue to build that relationship daily with Him/Her. i have written a few times in this blog about my search and i'm sure there will be other posts in the future.

when i say i adore this album, i did. but i could never explain why. and in listening to the songs, i never really "got" them. i was driving home from work the other day, flipping through my cds and i found this album. i thought to myself that i hadn't heard it in so long and decided to pop it in the cd player. it has been in there on repeat since. i've probably listened to it atleast 8 times all the way through. i didn't realize until now the effect the words and the music had on me in this album until right now. it's funny when you've listened to something for so long and loved it, but it doesn't bring a deeper meaning until you least expect it.

every single song on this album is phenomenal. i did, however want to share with you all a few of the songs that move me the most. i am going to share a few videos from the devotional tour dvd that depeche mode put out and add the lyrics for you. i hope you enjoy them as well.

Depeche Mode - Higher Love




I can taste more than feel
This burning inside is so real
I can almost lay my hands upon
The warm glow that lingers on

Moved, lifted higher
Moved, my soul's on fire
Moved, by a higher love

I surrender all control
To the desire that consumes me whole
Leads me by the hand to infinity
Lies in wait at the heart of me

Moved, lifted higher
Moved, my soul's on fire
Moved, by a higher love

Heaven bound on the wings of love
There's so much that you can rise above

Moved, lifted higher
Moved, moved, by a higher love
By a higher love

I surrender heart and soul
Sacrificed to a higher goal

Moved, moved by a higher love
By a higher love
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Depeche Mode - Judas



Is simplicity best
Or simply the easiest
The narrowest path
Is always the holiest
So walk on barefoot for me
Suffer some misery
If you want my love
If you want my love

Man will survive
The harshest conditions
And stay alive
Through difficult decisions
So make up your mind for me
Walk the line for me
If you want my love
If you want my love

Idle talk
And hollow promises
Cheating Judases
Doubting Thomases
Don't just stand there and shout it
Do something about it

You can fulfill
Your wildest ambitions
And I'm sure you will
Lose your inhibitions
So open yourself for me
Risk your health for me
If you want my love
If you want my love
If you want my love
If you want my love
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Depeche Mode - Mercy In You



You know what I need
When my heart bleeds
I suffer from greed
A longing to feed
On the mercy in you

I can't conceal
The way I'm healed
The pleasure I feel
When I have to deal
With the mercy in you

I would do it all again
Lose my way and fall again
Just so I could call again
On the mercy in you

When here in my mind
I feel inclined
To wrongly treat you unkind
I have faith I will find
The mercy in you

I would lose my way again
Be led hopelessly astray again
Just so I could pray again
For the mercy in you

When here in my mind
I have been blind
Emotionally behind
I have faith I will find
The mercy in you

Kickin the Habit

welp, i've finally done it. i made the decision to quit smoking. i knew it was coming, my body has been ready. i smoked my last cigarette on 11/30. i have been smoke free for 15 full days. and lord knows it hasn't been easy. and it will continue to be a struggle, but i'm determined. i also haven't been out drinking with my friends either - that is going to be a huge challenge. agh. wish me luck :)